horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute

A little tabby cat sits on the end of a bed glaring.ALT

tag: ive never seen such a menacing expression on a cat beforeALT
tags: angriest kitty, catsALT

oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:

an angry cat sitting on a bedALT
an angry cat sitting on a kitchen tableALT
an angry cat in portrait modeALT
an angry cat sitting in a shaft of lightALT
an angry cat sitting on the edge of the kitchen tableALT
an angry cat lying on her backALT
an angry cat bundled in blanketsALT
An angry cat sitting atop blanketsALT
an angry cat with one leg extendedALT
an angry cat lying on her back again, arms akimboALT

I think all tabbies look cranky because the tabby M marking looks like angry eyebrows according to a human interpretation of facial expression. So I show people pics of my brown tabby who I know is very happy according to her body language and people who know cats are like, oh look happy cat! And people who don't know cats are like, oh look, cranky cat! I call this resting tabby face

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he’s legally untouchable he’s ethically unfuckable. You don’t like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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burned honey knows what’s up

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from burnedHoney reading: Go to a union meeting to find a buff husband in uniform, easy, just pick which trade you think is sexiest /End ID]

daily–cats:
“Aww so adorable ♡
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Aww so adorable

daily–cats:
“Aww look at this kitty ♡
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Aww look at this kitty

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The French really don’t fuck around.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

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lord-raccoon:
“found family
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found family

daily–cats:
“Cats are liquid ♡”

Cats are liquid

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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A moment of light during the siege

A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.

This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.

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